The Stansplosions Skull Bike Club

Don’t you just hate it when you’re filling your tyre up with sealant and it explodes right through your skull, shattering your jaw and making your eyeballs pop out? Me too. Luckily The Stansplosions band are here, channeling these frustrations into catchy hits such as ‘Dick Farts and Piss Balls,’ ‘Lunchtime Overdose,’ and ‘Your Grandad’s Bike is Shit.’ They also fix bikes too. Available to pre-order over on the @sbccycles page.